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Discussing "Guilt Free Three" lists with a friend (Nia) and my boyfriend (Nate):
- Nia: What about Spock for you, Hallie?
- Me: But Spock isn't real.
- Nia: ....DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
- Nate: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HALLIE?
- Nate: HOW MUCH IS THE RANSOM
- Nia: We have to find her, Nate.
- Nate: If you don't release her. I will look for you. I will find you. and I will kill you.
Presented without comment.
Skype Time With Jack
- Me: Hey so do you know what you're taking next semester?
- Me: Oh. Shit. Wrong chat. That was supposed to go to Nate.
- Jack: Well that could have been much worse.
- Jack: "Hallie: Oh, fuck me hard like one of your discounted fleshlights, you tiny-dicked asian whore! ....Oh sorry wrong chat."
- Me: .............how are you reading my chat logs
My hands are so warm I feel like I could hug the Earth and make flowers bloom!
- Sam (via wheremangosgrow)
A vagina is like a PC because there’s more you can do with it but it’s less user friendly
- My Friend Jack when asked to assign OSs to male and female genetalia
At Wrestling Yesterday...
- Seth: So is Hallie gonna wrestle me or Jack?
- Me: *looks up*
- Seth: Oh yeah it's me and Hallie all day.
- Me: You wish.
- The Imaginary People In My Head: Ohhhhh burrrrrrnnnnn!
Yep. I'm back at Centre.
- Steven: Why do I always come into the wrong part of the conversation?
- Seth: Why do I always come into the wrong part of YOUR MOM?
- Jack: G-spot...what does the G stand for....
- Seth: IT STANDS FOR FREEDOM!!!
I’m ok with a glitter-lined esophagus.
- Samantha out of context
Unintentional pun time!
- Me: So what are you doing later tonight?
- Male friend (jokingly): Masturbating furiously.
- Me: Can I come?
So what’s with this whole John Green circle-jerk?
- My friend Jack who is vastly uninformed on the awesomeness that is John Green
My boyfriend is catching on to my Anglophelia...
- Nate [on skype text chat]: Your favorite color is red, right?
- Nate: ...or "colour" just to turn you on a bit.
Chocolates are like sex and flowers are like an awkward break-up!
- Holly on the various appropriateness of gifts for one’s girlfriend. She hates getting flowers. I don’t know what she’s going on about. Flowers are purdy.
This guy is so sexually charged he’s like a SEX ION
- Jack
I mean, it’s like fucking a chair. You can try. And even if you do, big whoop. You fucked a chair.
- my friend Seth on guys trying to hook up with lesbians
About Halliebadger blogs what she wants.
I'm a Pokemon master, Hufflepuff, Trekkie, Nerdfighter, and Whovian extrodinare. I am also fond of dinosaurs.
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This is my personal blog so while I mostly just reblog fandom stuff, I occasionally delve into my personal life. This means relationship-y stuff, friend stuff, sex sometimes even. Read the title: Halliebadger blogs what she wants.
