Halliebadger blogs what she wants.

What People Should Get Me For Christmas:

• Green Apple Jones Soda
• Green Apple Jones Soda
• …a stuffed dinosaur plushie that i can cuddle and love and name Horace.
• Green Apple Jones Soda

Do you have absolute favourite? If it’s that hard, pick out your top 3 favourites.

I think the Stegosaurus is my favorite ^_^

People always look at me funny when I say that my first child is going to have a dinosaur themed room.

They’re always like “But what if it’s a girl?”

And I’m like “BITCH. WHAT DO YOU CALL ME? I FUCKING LOVE DINOSAURSZSSZ!”

…okay maybe I don’t get that intense. But yeah. Dinosaurs are awesome.

OMG

I just discovered www.nothingbutdinosaurs.com

…Best…website…EVER!

Dinosaur toys and plushies galore! Wanna buy everything. Stupid iPhone that I just ordered takin all mah monies.

Flex The T-Rex, A Nursery Rhyme

So for my poetry class we had to write a syllabic poem. I think syllabic poems hinder creativity and I hate writing them, so I decided to simplify the process for myself and write a children’s poem. It’s the story of a T-rex who can’t flex because his arms are too small.

The ending is kind of very forced because I’m sleepy and want to go to bed, but here it is in all it’s glory. Click read more to see the whole thing.

Flex the T-Rex, A Nursery Rhyme/Children’s Poem

Gather around children
And hear the funny tale
Of small Flex The T-Rex
And his will to never fail

T-Rex Flex wants to flex
Big and strong, tough and bold
But Flex the T-Rex couldn’t
For his arms were far too small

His massive, giant head
And muscular physique
Did not match his small arms
They made him feel oh so weak

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Mah bumper stickers

So yeah. This is the back of my car.

Sadly my I <3 Dinos sticker is peeling off :( but I do love my “Sorry, I only date nerds” sticker, and of course I gotta have my DFTBA sticker.

Ok. So funny story. I hit a mailbox once. And I hit it RIGHT next to the bumper sticker that says “No matter how hard I try, I just don’t fit in.” As if it’s literal xD I couldn’t fit in to the driveway so I hit the mailbox…Sorry. I think it’s funny xD